OOOH! It's Certified!

OOOH! It's certified!

We certify that no illegal or illicit substances were used in the manufacturing of this make it so addictive. “This stuff is like crack!” That’s the universal response when people taste our products. That’s what lead us to formally make the declaration that we are not using anything illegal to make them so addictive.

ALL JOKING ASIDE we won’t even use corn syrup – because there are better ways to make things delicious. We promise that you will always be able to pronounce all of our ingredients. And, if you are ever unhappy with your purchase, we’ll make it right. 100% guaranteed. Just contact us at